Stuff the Jubilee!
It’s been six years since I last vented about the English monarchy, so it’s high time for an update as the 70th anniversary of Elizabeth II’s accession to the throne approaches. The gazillionaire has...
View ArticleThe Great British balls-up
The UK is a failed State. The public sector is a hollowed-out shell and every public service has collapsed. Quite apart from the self-inflicted fiasco and stupidity of Brexit, all aspects of life lie...
View ArticleFlogging a dead horse
12.00 midnight WESTMINSTER TORY SELLING PLATEAge: Juveniles only; Class: None; Distance: Far too long; Surface: Synthetic; Going: Sloppy; Prize: £164k per annum + expenses + luxury free stabling +...
View ArticleAnthem updated
♫ ♫ ♫ God save us from this king,He’s just embarrassingAnd so rightwing.Syntax laborious,Manner vainglorious,Cheater notorious,Dripping in bling. Flunkies and minions,Staggering trillionsToo vast to...
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Extremist Tory twat on the rampage
With the backing of just 0.15% of the population (80,000 card-carrying Tories – the very worst people on Earth) the UK’s third prime minister in three years has been foisted on us and seized power...
View ArticleOn Liz Truss quitting
With apologies to E.J.Thribb (age 17½) So, farewell thenMs Truss.You will go down in history. Having lasted just 45 days,You are the shortest serving UK Prime MinisterOf all time.You had a briefer...
View ArticleHypocrisy hits new highs
It is so obviously wrong to hold the World Cup in Qatar that it hardly needs saying. To briefly summarise the many reasons why FIFA should never have selected the petrocrat dictatorship to host the...
View ArticleBrrr
By any reckoning, these are exceptionally low temperatures. Cardiff’s average December daytime temperature is 9°C but currently, at mid-day, it is 1°C – a massive drop from the norm. This ‘cold snap’,...
View ArticleBiased, Bad, Conservative
Last year, with its characteristic smug self-satisfaction, arrogant air of entitlement and oily unctuousness, the BBC loudly sang its own praises to mark the centenary of its founding in 1922. Now, at...
View ArticleLines on the sacking of Suella Braverman
With apologies to E. J. Thribb (age 17½) So. Farewell thenSuella Braverman,The worst Home Secretary in British history –Which is saying something! You will be remembered forAbuse of office,Aggressive...
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